Imagine a world where everyone was like me…
(I‘d be the one floating on the left.)
There would be no earthquakes because we would all just be featherweights –with very low BMIs –floating on the planet; and there would be nobody throwing his weight around and acting like a bully.
Seriously, I don’t bully people psychologically or otherwise. People may have felt bullied by a normal part of me, but I try to discourage it when I notice it.
Also, there would be no need for parachutes –for same reason as above, Sherlock! Sincerely, he that is “humble” need fear no fall. I don’t shatter when I fall or commit errors or am having a rough life.
We wouldn’t need elevators up skyscrapers because –yes, you are right –I am long. Not just tall.
I really don’t know how to feel inferior. I have this delusion that makes me believe no human being is eternal. We be all mere mortals. Only one ultimate Creator. I really am not moved when a random mortal refuses to acknowledge the fact. “For his/her pocket!” Denying that fact doesn’t place the fellow above me.
So, there would be no bullying or inferiority complex. None to look down your nose at or humiliate and none can feel humiliated.
We would not need microscopes or telescopes because of the bird-eye I have.
And there would be no need for lie-detection. We know the next fellow is a human lie-detector and can see through us. No, that is not why lie-detectors would be useless. It is because we would all be smart enough to know how to keep poker faces –at the least –or throw the next fellow off with a misleading body gesture; and because we know the next fellow is thinking like this, we don’t bother trying to analyse each other. I didn’t mention the machine because the mechanical lie-detectors are way too easy to evade for this race of humans.
We would all just be nervous bunches of people suspicious of each other, not because we are actually evil by nature, but for the inevitably unnerving pupils that I have.
(Left. Tried rolling my eyes a bit so as not to scare you with my direct gaze.)
As a “complement” to my warm personality, my eyes generate atypical reactions from people who gaze into it.
Before I turn in the continuation at my next post, I would love to see links from commenters to their posts on what the world would be like if all humans looked like them physically. Nothing deep or philosophical please. The only exemptions I may possibly permit are Julien (of julienmatei) and Paul (of poesypluspolemics). A world like those two would be simply unimaginable. Hahahahahahaha!!!
Are you game?
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Nothing deep or philosophical? Unfair! While I don’t necessarily claim those traits, I can realistically point out the hypocrisy of your request, Doc, after a post like this! Also, please illuminate how I may reach the level required to enter your sphere of blogs that contain strange shadows. This is an exclusive club, no.
Hahahaha. Trent, I do not by any means shamelessly insinuate that you are not deep.
No sir. This was just a slightly-above-simple rant.
You had always been in the exclusive club, but here I have done something to affirm that.
I’m honoured, Doc, and somewhat mortified for the poor soul that was removed from that list.
I am sure the poor soul doesn’t feel poor because it never even considered itself a part of my club. It was on borrowed time. One of those who come for the purpose of going. It was just a desktop shortcut icon… no file inside really. No offense meant to whomever it may be and happens to be reading this, but you know you haven’t really been around.
Ah yes, the temporary blogger. I know those well.
Hehehe.
umm… I don’t think the world could handle the pure awesome handsomeness of everyone looking like me… not even I am that conceited.
Don’t sell yourself short now.
I am not short, so how could I???
Simple. Compress yourself.
A simplistic solution, I know, but life and answers need not always be complex.
I am too busy trying to impress myself to compress myself.
Good to hear.
Maybe a cold compress now and then…
I read you loud and clear.
For your swollen head.
Both of them… HA!!!
LMAO, I am lost, I confess. If everyone on the world was purely awesome like you, then… kindly explain the comment please.
Then the world would implode… awesome actually weighs more than any other element… the gravitational pull would crush us.
I see. Thanks.
Oh, and thanks for being seen by me for seeing you are seeing me seeing you.
I see what I sees… on the seas… I seize it.
Hmmm
Pirate theme still running strong.
Hahaha
rrrrrrrrrrr……….
And I thought only those two were philosophical.
Never underestimate the philosophical aspects of crazy!!!
Thanks for the thoughtful warning. A very deep statement indeed.
I like to say things that sound deep… once in a while I throw out something that is deep… then I sit back and see who can tell the difference.
Hmmm…. another very deep thing. You are really on the roll today.
It is a baguette
Apt!
I have aptitude!
Indeed, you have attitude.
gratitude…
Tried rolling my eyes a bit so as not to scare you with my direct gaze
I just loved that. Haha…
Hahahaha… glad you did. But don’t throw me off your trail. As much as this writing challenge is not your usual, I think you are not incapable of good sport. Indulge me, please. (And, if you still decline, I’d not think you incapable of good sport. I was only trying shamelessly to coerce you.)
I can´t answer an already existing answer. 😉
For the record, no matter how hard you pull a rose, it
won´t grow faster… would it…? 😀 😛
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Nice seeing this comical -scratch that! very comical -side to you. No less than you to apply some wit. Indulge my not seeing the answer.
well, seeing as how you exempted me, the world is safe – and no one will be rushing off to find a rocket ship escape from too many Paul-like creatures
Hahahahaha… Well, I have never thought you completely sane. So I am not surprised at such a comment. But I do really wanna read what you think of yourself. After all, I follow few other blogs close to demonstrating the heavy halo of philosophy and literary knowledge you show in your writings. Some times you lose me, but the little I understand daze me.
http://youtu.be/EalvcnOaDJM ………… = )
Hmmmm… not too close home. The idea seemed different. His song was about liberty….
My lines are about the human soul itself… whatever is in it -liberty or darkness, and all the things in between the two extremes. Thanks for the kind effort and for engaging in our little game again. That participation counts.
I’ll get ya next time……..perhaps its the way I see or imagine you to be. A good guy. = >
I’ll be waiting right on this X-spot hoping you hit the target. I remain unchanged.
Your eye roll is truly inspiring and stuff…
Hahahaha! It’s a gift!
Lol, the Gods Must be Crazy! 🙄
God does not make carbon copies, u’r the perfect example!
Each one of us is more than enough to cause damage
in this space-time continuum. Can you imagine more?
Why u’ll be crazy brilliant as the lord herself! NO!
We need diversity to balance out the whacked-out
writers of the world. That being said… the world would
be a better place with more people “like” you. Hug☼
Maddey, indeed. I was playing around with the idea.
A jocular but totally true statement about people being more than enough to days damage. Look where we are already.
The world would crash from the sheer
P.S. I see you remember the movie.
I never realized how googly-eyed you were…creeped me out! lol that said….
my world would have monkeys swinging from my hair, and children bouncing on my saggy boobs, a virtual trampoline for anyone to do flips off of on my stomach, and of course a nightmarish hike up my giant butt for anyone claiming they’ve mastered Mt. Everest!!! They would definetely need a paraglider to soar down on. Thus my world would be similar to Majic Mountian (or Disneyland) and only for the truly young at heart to attempt! There would be no human race, as there are no race tracks! Only a species of child like newts to enjoy my lumpy world and relate to my childlike mind!!!
See there! You deserve being told sincerely that was weird, with a touch of classic. Wow!
But, that’s a most beautiful one with the child-like mind. That could really do the
“that could really do the…” WHAT? lol and HE says, come to Him as a child, so I reckon I’ll do fine!! 🙂
and ps…WHO is that with you jumping in the air??? I just love that photo!!! such joy and happiness…makes me smile everytime I see it! 🙂
Hahahaha…. a friend of mine who readily agreed to that naughty idea. He is at facebook.com/osquareg
Ha!!!! Word on, Shardy!!!