Woah! It would be thrilling seeing into the mind that wrote this hilarious and sarcastic piece. Lengthy, but I can assure you, you won’t notice. Wow!!! Got me LOWTIME! (Laffin Out With Tears In My Eyes.)
God must not be female. I don’t care what religion you believe in, but there is no way in hell He would have designed women to go through all the crap they go through, if He was a woman. No Way!
And as far as Eve goes, supposedly the stupid woman tempted Adam to the point that angered God SO much that he cursed all women: I can tell you this, if I ever meet her, I will immediately smack the snot out of her. The Moron!
Not only do we suffer embarrassment as young girls, with strange blobs growing unevenly off our chests, but then for the next 40 wonderful years we have to deal with bleeding once a month that smells like the stench of a monster’s ball. Cramps and headaches, douche-nozzles and the mood swings that will bring you to a place of wanting to murder Eve in a slow painful way, on a…
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